I am going to grow a mustache large enough to support a bird. Something small, like a finch maybe. While it's supporting the bird it will be supporting classrooms in need. (By the way, DonorsChoose.org is a 501(c)3 charity. And Oprah likes us...)
DonorsChoose makes it easy for anyone to help a classroom in need. Public school teachers from every corner of America create classroom project requests, and you can give any amount to the project that inspires you.