Rad Moustache for Rad Kids

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Hey - <br> <br> So I'm doing Mustache For Kids (http://www.m4kla.com/Home.html) whereby you grow a mustache and get people to donate for it. <br> <br> It's like those marathon things people do. Except instead of training for many weeks and run an excruciatingly long distance... I grow a mustache. And have to wear a mustache. For A Month. Yeah, first one sounds way easier eh (slackers)? <br> <br> SO, you're here because I ask you to ... more

Hey - <br> <br> So I'm doing Mustache For Kids (http://www.m4kla.com/Home.html) whereby you grow a mustache and get people to donate for it. <br> <br> It's like those marathon things people do. Except instead of training for many weeks and run an excruciatingly long distance... I grow a mustache. And have to wear a mustache. For A Month. Yeah, first one sounds way easier eh (slackers)? <br> <br> SO, you're here because I ask you to donate to one of the cool little school charities below. Choose one and they get your money. No overhead - just money to kids and teachers. Roxorz huh? <br> <br> Oh, and for your very gracious gift, a joke: <br> <br> Good ol Norvegian joke: <br> <br> "I need to buy some boards there, Sven." "How long you want 'em, Ole?" "Long time. I'm building a house, ya know." <br> <br> You like that? How about another... <br> <br> So, Ole --- I see you got a sign up that says, "Boat For Sale." But you don't own a boat, Ole. All you got is your old John Deere tractor and your combine. <br> <br> "Yup, and they're boat for sale." <br> <br> Ok, ok one more... <br> <br> A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please" The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say "Nope, we don't serve food here" <br> <br> A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hey , could I get a beer please" The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here" The mushroom says "Why not! I'm a Fungi!" <br> <br> MORE?! Jeez... <br> <br> Q. What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? A. The 1987 World Hide and Seek Champion. <br> <br> No more... <br> <br> Q. Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side. <br> <br> FINE <br> <br> Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. Anyone can roast beef. <br> <br> Aaaand finally, just to end on a positive note: <br> <br> Q. Where do you find a no legged dog? A. Right where you left him. <br> <br> Oh, and 17 hairs counts as a mustache... right? <br> <br> hide