Reading is important to my mustache because when I sit down with a good book, it knows I will probably curl it. My mustache likes that!
Math is important to my mustache because it wasn't until I grew my first mustache that I learned to count and add. Ahhh memories...
My mustache enjoys dissections because it reminds him of the razor blade that removes my remaining facial hair that makes him so prominent on my face.
My mustache wants to improve science in school because he knows that children are the future scientist of the world, and one of those kids may grow up to be the greatest mustache wax concoctor of all times. At the base of every good mustache wax concoctor is a thorough knowledge of physics and chemistry.
My mustache thinks art is important in school because not only is Salvador Dali an artist, but he also went to school.
My mustache is in support of all these things, but he needs your help. So donate today! hide