There comes a time in every man's life when he must choose whether to stand united, unflinching, & unshaven with his brethren, or cower shamefully, clean-shaven, in the five-o'clock shadows.
With trepidation, & respect to those that have overcome this challenge laid before me, I announce that I have chosen to join the ranks of an elite few; those men-of-men, that, unflinchingly go forth among the peoples with their mustachio'd facial prowess leading the way.
This gleaming beacon of machismo & testosterone, a dream unrealized by so many of my generation, will now become my mission over the due course of February.
To overcome moments of self-doubt & embarrassment of this awkward yet elegant facial faux-pas, I ask, nay, beg of you to support the cause by picking a classroom project from the list below to support. (By the way, DonorsChoose.org is a 501(c)3 charity) hide