Rather than submit my body to a long, drawn out, and painful experience for joints and bones, I’ve opted for a month of disgusted looks, complete failure with the opposite sex, and awkward conversations where I have to keep reminding people, “my eyes are up here.”
I'll be training my mustache with a variety of linguistic, cultural, and physical challenges to ensure that it maintains its title as "Mysterious Mustache of Mystery." Help me with as little or as much as you can donate, and remember the tax man cometh... donate early and often. *All crumbs, food included in mustache are the sole property of mustache owner and may not be removed or eaten without express written permission.

Every donor thanked. Donation is tax-deductible.

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